Q: What did Maxine Water do before she was ‘lected?
A: I believe she was a teacher. World History.

Q: How ‘bout Nancy Pelosi?
A: Remedial English instructor.

Q: Hillary?
A: An A+ student of Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals. Read her college paper.

Q: Elizabeth P. Warren?
A: Bartered blankets on the reservation**.

*OR GRAMMAR, OR SPELLING, OR MATH, OR LOGIC, OR REASON
**Liz lied. Not Cherokee. Penobscot. Look it up.