GENERAL NEUTRAL

Yikes! The sexes are different (lib-ral: “Seriously?”), and I can prove it. Tupperware causes women to shriek, “You lost a lid!” and “That’s not Tupperware; throw it out!” Men, of course, think that any cheap plastic tub that retains water (sorry) indefinitely is Tupperware. Silly us.

Note: A time capsule (Remember them?) for 1957 was recently unearthed. It contained a set of then-cutting edge Tupperware. There was water under the rim. Oh, and a lid was missing.) Ladies: 1-2-3-Shriek!)

P.S.: Gentlemen: YOU tell her that you lost the lid when you used it for fishing worms….

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