Pet food firms now color the kibble orange and green to remind the know-nothing yuppies that there are now veggies in what they feed their carnivorous charges. Sure, it stains the rug when they throw-up a hairball, but it’s easier to spot before you end up with a warm foot. Yay.**

**BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN about steppin’ in throw-up, remember: “Vomitus. The better warm foot.”

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