FIRST YUPPIE WINE, NOW YUPPIE WHISKEY

“This small-batch single-malt is matured in two different woods to give it exceptional flavor and complexity.” Shoulda stopped there, but they didn’t. “Toffee and vanillagive way to toasted almonds, honey, and floral aromas (swear to God) with a long, decadent finish enhanced by oak and dark chocolate.” Bullshit. It tastes like whiskey. Ps: If I wanted a candy bar, I’d have bought one.

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