FEMALE AGGRESSION: A TALE OF TWO THEORIES

  1. Replacement. When Dad-less boys are non-reared by minimum-wage day care underachievers (thank any feminist), then get brainwashed by lib-ral teachers, they ended up playing Mortal Kombat while the girls step up and get shit done.
  2. Compensation. Everybody knows that –slow-kill (suffocation/starvation) baby animal taps a/k/a Yoplait Yogurt backwards containers are cutsey-designed to please the female psyche*. They try to hide this fact with aggression. Proof? Call any feminist “cute”. Note: She’ll still go “Awww…” at footage of stuck skunks, squirrels, opossums, etc. PETA? Greenpeace? Anyone? Anyone?

*unencumbered by logic

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