FAKE NEWS

A while back, CNN sniffed about a “doctored” Trump video tweet. Attention CNN: you don’t really think that Vince McMahon has a CNN sign for a head, do you? Hmm, maybe you do. If this shit “puts reporters at risk” what about Kathy Griffith holding a facsimile of Trump’s severed head, or Snoop Dogg shooting a Trump look alike, or Madonna wanting to blow up the White House, or a theater troupe stabbing a mock Trump “Caesar”? Just a touch of double standard here, no?

During ads, I flipped between FOX and CNN and learned that:

FOX: VA reforms now drastically shorten wait times for injured vets.

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: Corrupt VA bureaucrats can now be fired.

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: Underachieving VA bureaucrats must return unearned bonuses.

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: Baby thrown from windows as high-rise apartment buildings burn.

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: Grenfell Towers was recently retrofitted with combustible insulation.

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: VA wait times halved, psychological assistance doubled.

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: Pipeline approved, creates 10,000 jobs.

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: 220,000 jobs added last month.

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: Trump confronts Putin over Russian collusion (CNN said he wouldn’t).

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: Half-hour meeting between Trump and Putin stretches to 2 ¼ hours.

CNN: airbrushing collusion.

FOX: Two Republicans (one a senator) plus a cop are shot, another cop injured.

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: Democrat official “glad Scalese was shot; I wish he was killed.”

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: Another Democrat official: “time to start hunting Republicans.”

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: CNN reporter: caught on tape saying, “Russian collision is a nothing burger.”

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: CNN owner admits Russian collusion is a non-story but good for ratings.

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: Kate’s Law will probably pass with almost no Democrats support.

CNN: Uh, what’s Kate’s Law?

Ah, but CNN can read Trump’s mind. Without possibly knowing how prepared he was to meet Putin, CNN declared Trump unprepared and called it “dereliction of duty.” Several CNN reporters gleefully predicted that Putin would “eat Trump alive” thus telling the world that they would enjoy seeing the United States fail if it meant trouble for Trump. IOW, They hate Trump so much that they would gladly see their country put in jeopardy in order to see him compromised. This is called treason, look it up.

FOX: North Korea has been firing a ballistic missile every week.

CNN: Russian collusion.

FOX: North Korea’s latest missile could have reached Alaska.

CNN: Russian collusion.

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