Q: My daughter just turned 16 and her grades are OK. I’d like to get her a sacrificial first car. Any suggestions?
A: Yeah, the one in the Kentucky junkyard with a brass spec tag that begins with “General Sherman”. For particulars, contact your local militia.
NOTE: Sexist? Prob’ly, ‘cept the son don’t even want a car counta he’d have to stop playing video games to learn how to drive. But “a single Mom can raise a family”, and “it takes a village”. How’s that been workin’ out?