DON’T CRY FOR U.S., VENEZUELA

Usta race with a Venezuelan. Taught me how to stuff a front tire into a rear so you could carry-on a new seat o’ slicks to Caracas. Last I heard he could still wear a red cap without getting punched inna face. Onliest thing for a lib-ral to love ‘bout Venezuela is that socialism has turned the richest country in South America into a wealth-shared third world hellhole. Fucking cumbaya.

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