DIDN’T HE GET THAT MEMO?

His father worked hard to support his family. His mother ran the h-h-home and r-r-raised the 
kids. He stayed in school, earned a degree, learned a profession and became successful, respected, 
and rich. Then, as if all that negativity was not enough, he openly supported Trump while being 
black. What was he thinking? Didn’t he know that lib-rals don’t allow blacks, whom they so 
fawningly patronize, to be conservative? No wonder MSDNC, CNNDNC, CBSDNC, NBCDNC, 
etc., gave the good Dr. Carson’s death a wave-off.

* * *

SPURIOUS SMILES

Cops can tell what users are holding by the scam in their smiles. Kumbaya 
smirk: weed. Twitchy simper: skag. Goofy grin that shows their tooth: meth.

* * *

WHAT ABOUT NOW?

Amazon is building solar panel deserts and windmill farms* to keep the planet pretty for the
 children of the jobless hordes that cross our porous borders. Yay. For now, I’d rather they 
unclutter their mailing envelopes so they can be re-used. Duh!

*Never, ever where your senators live.

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