Q: How can a high-profile suspect on suicide watch commit suicide?

A: Shit. Vince Foster blew his brains out and wrapped himself in a rug.

Clintonista: The dirt I have on you I will take to the grave.

Bill & Hill: Why, yes. Yes, we believe you will.

tps: CNN: The log shows you took 26 flights with Jeffrey Epstein.

B&H: We think it was four.

CNN: Four it is.

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