CRAPPY SINGER

Always the avant-garde one, second Sis bought one of the first Johnny Mattis records ever pressed. Dad was unim-pressed. In a chilling portend of things to come, Sis got the entire family on-board with, “Aw, you just hate him because he’s black”. Ignoring the canard, Dad quietly replied, “He sings like a girl”. Now, didn’t I feel like a fucking asshole.

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