Grabbing up an anchor baby as you jump the borer can be tough. Now there’s a nicer way. Show up in AOC’s District with a yucca plant. If she’s busy hectoring Border Agents, gift it to any Archbishopric. In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Dumbass Taxpayers, Amen.

Q: So, when will His Excellency harbor illegalalieninvaders in his neighborhood?

A: So, when the Pope shits in the woods?

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