CAR AND DRIVERLESS II:

HIM: Honey, I just drover your car. The brakes are metal-to-metal. Hopefully, we caught it in time. (Thinks: brake pads, $19.95)
HER: Oh, I’ve been meaning to tell you about that. (Click on Oprah)
HIM: When-did-you-first-hear-it, Dear? (Thinks: rotors, $150 each)
HER: HUH? (Impatiently) How should I know? About a month ago, when the oil light came on. (Clicks Oprah up a notch) Why do you ask?
HIM: No reason, Sweetie. (Thinks: They’ll never find me in Costa Rica…)

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