Don’t you dare go to the beach, the park, the lake, the back yard. You must stay indoors and live in a fug among other infectees, obediently avoiding fresh air and sunshine.
Q: Doesn’t ultraviolet light kill bacteria and virus?*
A: Dunno. Ain’t allowed out.
Q: Who wants more of this crap?
A: Any Democrat.
*Sunlight (UV) is more effective against bacteria than virus. So what? A bacterial infection will set you up for a viral infestation. Do-dah.