BASED ON BULLSHIT

Harris hawks housing help based on skin color; calls Trump a racist. Pelosi posits that “citizen” means “white”; calls Trump a racist. Gillibrand gushes that women don’t lie; calls Trump a sexist.

Honorable mention

  1. My name is Pete, I have a husband, and I’m running for President/First Lady.
  2. Well, I’m not actually a member of a tribe… -Pocahontas
  3. Cory can’t compete: he has no husband. -Curly
  4. Hone, check out this “avocado”. -Beto

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