BACHELOR TIP 27: OUTTA SOMETHING? BUY 2

Ran out of skivvies between laundry days? Buy 2 packs; put one aside. Ditto mayo, dog food, canned anything. Get 2 or more. There’s a reason they’re gone. Buy a pair, and you’ll be working out of the next to the last one, which you can replace before you run out, no? What, no pantry in your yuppie abode? Put some shelves in your least-used closet. Today’s young man can ask today’s young woman how to do this. She’ll have to buy the materials anyway, since he’s a “student” or “between jobs right now.” Hurry, though; she’s fixin’ to join the Army; you will be working as a waitress. Thank any NEA (union, no competency testing) teacher who follows the liberal line, which would be most of them.

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