ARCING FOR AN ANGLE: PERMANENT FIRST MULLET vs MARLIN

10 Michelle Obama fashion magazine covers vs. 10 Melania Trump missed opportunities. Theme music: Eurasian Eyes by Cory Booker (9 ½ Weeks Soundtrack). Do-dah.

P.S.: Yuppie broads in baseball caps look like yuppie broads in baseball caps. Melania (and now, Laura Ingraham), similarly hatted and absent the (usually requisite) hair framing, present impeccable, classic beauty. Yes, it would be cheeky to make it a 3-way comparison, but a man can dream…

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