AND I’M OLD FASHIONED

Rather than texting, which is one step above Morse code, there is a device that enables you to speak with someone without even looking at it. (You think I am making this up, don’t you?) It came out just after the turn of the century, two centuries ago. Invented by Alexander Graham** Bell, it was called the “Bell Telephone”, which people of the era quickly shortened to “telephone”. Look it up. Dumbass.
*Useful when driving a car, boat, plane, no? **Also invented a cracker. Look it up.

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