…AND …AND WE’LL MOVE TO VENEZUELA, WHERE A THOUSDAND PESOS NOW BUYS A BUBLE GUM, BUT A DOLLAR NOW BUYS A BROTHEL…I MEA, A HOUSE.

Not your classic beauty, mind you, but really, really cute. 10% body fat, 90% Puerto Rican. “Supports” union taxis, but takes Uber, so my hypocrisy is covered. Comes equipped with a very bright smile and a very empty head. Ocasio-Cortez, will you marry me?*
*Kammy’s cute, too; but she would never, ever shut the fuck up.

Q: So, with communism and its wimpy twin, socialism, having wrecked so many economies worldwide, what do you call someone who still supports them?
A: So, a slow learner? (Lib-rals love to answer with a “So” and a “?”.)

Q: So, would you still woo the wench?
A: So, again, she’s tight. And that smile. And right up front, pert, proud, and gorgeous, those t…those t…those teeth?

Q: So, are you actually saying that you would choose a mate based on appearance?
A: So, the Democrats have said that no white man should run for anything until the gov-mint is 17% Hispanic, 10% Black (how did that happen), and .001% Hawaiian Hermaphrodite, so, why, yes. Yes I would?

Q: So, isn’t that identity politics?
A: So, ask any Democrat; they invented it?

Q: So are you afraid for your Country that a callow newcomer defeated an establishment Democrat?
A: So, I would be afraid for my Country if she didn’t? Democrats opposed no-brainer Kate’s Law because they want their importation of needy folks (Ya gotta vote for Hillary; she’ll keep our shit comin’!) with no loyalty to this Country to remain unimpeded. When they controlled both Houses of Congress, the gutless Republicans did not Get It Done, either. As I tell every incumbent, Democrat or Haplessrepublican, when they dare to ask for my vote: we all know what repeating the same old shit and expecting different results define. Translation: I will choose any newcomer; they could hardly do worse. Dumbass.

PS: The creep who got his clock cleaned by ‘Casio-Cortez should ditch the Democrats and join the Haplessrepublicans.

Q: So, is he c…c…conservative?
A: Hapless.

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