Q: If Republican is the Party of Lincoln, and Democrat is the Party of George Wallace, Lester Maddox, and James Earl Ray, how did the Republicans allow the Democrat to garner the black vote?
Q: With their history of knocking down black people with fire hoses and axe handles, how’d them Dems Get It Done?
Q: How do they pay for those handouts?
A: They don’t. You do. Dumbass.
Q: If you can get all you need while sittin’ on your ass, why work?
A: Ask someone else. I quit.