The “liberal” thought & language police have deemed the old Ricky Ricardo trademark “That splains it” unacceptable. I suppose now I’ll have to stop saying, “Bibdy-tseben Tcheby wee stannaad tdan-meeshun”. Shit.
OK, OK, I will graciously (Huh?) accept the above if, and only if, I am still permitted to slap the shit out of the next leechy Latina who looks up (or down) at me and exclaims, “Ay, Poopy!”.
NOTE: With tedious predictability, I will now ear from a buncha new-money former street sluts in black dresses*. # MEE TOO: Fuck Off.
*see: # WEE TOO TOOK THE MONEY (GRAMMY, EMMY, OSCAR, WHATEVER)
Att # ME TOO (in case you didn’t hear me): Fuck Off