OLD DEAD WHITE MEN Hey, Moe! Let’s remove their portraits from our schools!

“By 1778, one in twenty of the soldiers in Washington’s army was Black. This was the last integrated American army until the Korean War.”-Charles Kuralt narrating The Revolutionary War on Discovery Channel America’s Founders were born into a world where slavery existed, as it had since …

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TRUMP SEPARATES LETTUCE FROM LA RAZA (Rips ’em right outa their arms)

Q: Wassa difference ‘tween iceberg lettuce and organic iceberg lettuce? A: About a buck-fifty NOTE: Aw, that’s cynical. Ever-buddy knows that organic anything* (‘cept, of course, wild game) tastes bland and spoils quickly. La Raza got way ahead of this decades ago: “Get yuppie gringos, I mean, …

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