No American President had ever sent our Attorney General (I should say “his” AG; Eric Holder called himself Obama’s “wingman”) to investigate a single –casualty police shooting. Had Holder been looking for truth rather than trouble, he would have told us that he and his …
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Inside the funhouse of the Democrat mind, one finds a devastated Detroit* (ho-hum), a shit-strewn San Francisco (yawn), “anti-fascists” (irony) stabbing police horses in the face (police brutality), and WHAT! ARE YOU SERIOUS? HE DID BLACKFACE IN A COLLEGE SKIT? THE HORROR! *Decades of Democrat …
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If the American male is a shadow of his former self, check out the chicks. They pay small car prices for designer washing machines that promise to launder 50 pounds of clothing with a quart of water. They GPS an address one (1) block away. …
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My Dad wasn’t nuts about what the communists did to his country when they ‘liberated’ it during something called World War II*. I therefore forbid Saul Alinsky and his star student, Hillary Clinton, to attend the next May Day celebration/littering/urination-defecation fest. –Colinski Kaererninckchek *NEA (union, …
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Read More“WHOLE LIFE (INSURANCE) IS A LICENSE TO STEAL.” –Chartered Life Underwriter
Rather than pay on a “final expenses” policy which puts only a portion of your premiums toward insurance, why not just up and pay for them yourself? Most funeral directors offer payment plans. Translation: all your money goes toward it instead of some dismally unremunerative …
Read MoreNOT THE PARTY OF LINCOLN
‘Steada a TV ad with Trump truck chasing kids, Virginia’s Democrat Governor should show his Republican Opponent in blackface. Maybe a KKK hoodie…Oops!
Read MoreSHAME ON KAMMY AND CORY: THEY HAVE SO MUCH WHITE IN THEM!
Trump engages in identity politics. I know this because CNN told me so. The Democrats fret about whether their candidate is black enough…Oops!
Read MoreGREEN DEALER: I GOT SOME GOOD SHIT!
My name is Phil Berto and I’m running for President. My Platform is simple: Hollywood, Martha’s Vineyard, Kennebunkport, Aspen, Vail, and Chappequa will all get a MLK Boulevard and a windmill farm. At my inauguration, every Democrat will be given a clothesline. Do-dah.
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The governor of Virginia has to go. He supported a bill allowing infanticide: OK, no problem there. But when he was caught in blackface (or worse) 35 years prior, well, how much can a lib-ral take? Infanticide may be murder (tsk, tsk), but blackface shows …
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