HUMAN SHIELDS (“DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE LOVE OF GOD GOES…” –Gordon Lightfoot)

After wresting it from sister-ship Lusitanis*, R.M.S. Mauritania held the Blue Riband of the Atlantic for thirty (30) years until, on the eve of World War II, she was edged out by the brand-new Queen Mary, who traded it back-and-forth with Normandie (sunk by stupidity …

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…AND …AND WE’LL MOVE TO VENEZUELA, WHERE A THOUSDAND PESOS NOW BUYS A BUBLE GUM, BUT A DOLLAR NOW BUYS A BROTHEL…I MEA, A HOUSE.

Not your classic beauty, mind you, but really, really cute. 10% body fat, 90% Puerto Rican. “Supports” union taxis, but takes Uber, so my hypocrisy is covered. Comes equipped with a very bright smile and a very empty head. Ocasio-Cortez, will you marry me?* *Kammy’s …

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“OSCASIO-CORTEZ IS DOING TO ESTABISHMENTDEMOCRATS WHAT TRUMP DID TO ESTABLISHMENTHAPLESSRERUBLICANS.” –I said that

Seeing how far a toothy smile in front of an empty head can get you, even Kammy Harris is now being nice. One difference: Trump brought reality to the gutlessestablishmentrepublicans; Ocasio-Cortes brings Disneyland to importillegalalienvotersdemocrats. Ps: Know Kamala. View her vicious (she thinks it’s “presidential”) …

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“WE OBJECT TO THE WORD “FAMILY”. IT’S HOMOPHOBIC.” -100 GOOGLE gnomes “ARE FAMILIES HOMOPHOBIC, OR ARE HOMOS FAMILYPHOBIC? I ALWAYS FORGET. –P. Berto

Not content to control your news & information, Google now wants to dictate your speech. They have no family, so nobody should have a family. I get this. I feel the same way every time Al (Eat Your Heart Out) Gore visits Barbra (Dry Your …

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