AYE, MATEY: CAN-YA CAPITALISM (might be a good time to buy W. Grant & Sons stock)

Our Nicaraguan friends have long made a fine dark rum picturesquely named Flor de Cana. Their light libation, Extra Secco, is ‘bout as smooth as Bacardi Superior but has more flavor. Curiously, when mixed with Coke, the taste goes away to the point that you’ll …

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CHILDREN OF THE CHILDREN OF THE FLOWER CHILDREN: HOW THE 1960s RUINED A COUNTRY

The microwave instructions end with, “Contents will be hot”. Your kids need this. Thank any NEA (union, no competency testing) teacher and yourself, plus your own bong-huffing progenitrix and her hippie (Gramma’s goin’ clear again!) Sanctity of Motherhood. Peace.

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