Q: How can a high-profile suspect on suicide watch commit suicide? A: Shit. Vince Foster blew his brains out and wrapped himself in a rug. Clintonista: The dirt I have on you I will take to the grave. Bill & Hill: Why, yes. Yes, we …
Read MoreCNN told us all about the El Paso shooter: the Dayton devil: not so much. White supremacists get covered; Antifa thugs do not. CNN declined to divulge that both were environmental extremists, as was the Unabomber…What, they didn’t tell you that, either?
Read MoreSHE WILL SNOOP*
If you care about the girl, look to your medicine cabinet. Q: You mean, hide the jock itch spray? A: And the Preparation H. *One broad brought her daughter. They were in my bathroom for 20 minutes. ‘Time they came out, they wouldn’t even shake …
Read MoreWHY ON EARTH WOULD OUR CAMPAIGN OWN AN AMERICAN FLAG? -Saul Alinsky
At Hillary’s first rally, someone noted that not one American flag present. Aides bustled to borrow a bunch from local businesses. (CNN’s camera crew waited.) Q: Why not just buy them to have for future use?* A: Prescience. *These are the folks who stand in …
Read MoreATT IL PAPA FRANCISCO:
‘humility ”is not the same as“ humiliating and making a spectacle of yourself.
Read MoreSONG FOR XENIA T.
Q: Can anything match crossing the start/finish line at full throttle when the R-6’s scream, bounces off the race control tower and outs you in a tunnel of howl? A: Yes. “If I was blessed with just one wish to take me through my lonely …
Read MoreNO PUBLICITY IS BAD PUBLICITY (TELL THAT TO SEAN)
Laura Ingraham: as informative as Hannity minus the kvetching.
Read MoreSUBARU SHOWS DAD DRIVING…just kidding
75% of black, 35% of hispanic, and 25% of white kids live in fatherless homes. How has matriarchy been working out for YOU? Note: the statistics are conservative; the situation is liberal. P.S.: 97% of mass shooters are from fatherless homes. They ain’t getting’ their …
Read MoreNO NEWS IS FAKE NEWS
David Duke stated his support for Trump in 2016. CNN told me so. The KKK contributed $20,000 for Hillary in 2016. CNN didn’t say shit.
Read MoreBACHELOR TIP
You best learn your way around the kitchen, Sonny, ‘cause your post-reminist girlfriend (Massachusetts: “partner”) thinks she is not allowed. I usta thought it was quaint when, in her dotage, Mom rinsed food storage bags for re-use. ‘ Course, Mom lived through the Great Depression, …
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