Fed the dog game meat every other day and halved her arthritis meds. Q: How’d you get her off the other half? A: Fed her game meat every day. P.S.: Her step ramp is now shed siding. Do-dah.
Read MoreSOCIALISTS SEEK SECOND-BEST
You’ve dispensed with Dad and celebrate single moms. Meanwhile, your daughter is knocked-up, your son can’t hang a shelf, your 8-month old is in daycare, and you still rent. What else has progressivism done for you? Sure, there are Moms who cant teach their boy …
Read MoreHEAR ME ROAR
Madonna would bomb the White House without a care for all the innocents who work there. American women still swoon. Kathy Griffith holds a facsimile of the severed head of The President of The United States, whom half the Country elected. American women still support …
Read MoreTHEY CONCERENED BOUTCHA
Inna South, folks from the next town look where they going (Bless they hearts). Neighbors peer into you propitty as they drive by. Hope they don’t wreck. Too badly. P.S.: Minding your own damn business is not “unfriendly”. Y’all.
Read MoreTHEY HAVE…CONNECTIONS
You don’t pray TO them; you ask for their help. Still, lotsa folks deny the intercession of saints. I doubt it, too, until Dad (who was no saint) helped me with a project. (He was a master carpenter; I hammer nails.) As I built something …
Read MoreREALLY WHITE PRIVLEGE
Elizabeth P. Fleming Warren has to make up adversity in her life. It must be nice.
Read MoreNO WORRIES
Not sure what she’ll do while you’re out of town? Buy her buncha chocolate bars before you go. From what I’ve seen in the Lindt ads, she’ll never the house. P.S.: Did I pull my card too soon? “You’re good”, said the cute CVS cashier; …
Read MoreWE WON! THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! WE LOST. THE PEOPLE ARE DEPLORABLE
Populist: What Democrats proport to be when We The People vote “liberal”*. Socialist: What Democrats become when We The People vote conservative. *”liberal” is in quotes because it now means the opposite. See: Red Hat Test.
Read MoreAYE, MATEY: CAN-YA CAPITALISM (might be a good time to buy W. Grant & Sons stock)
Our Nicaraguan friends have long made a fine dark rum picturesquely named Flor de Cana. Their light libation, Extra Secco, is ‘bout as smooth as Bacardi Superior but has more flavor. Curiously, when mixed with Coke, the taste goes away to the point that you’ll …
Read MoreCHILDREN OF THE CHILDREN OF THE FLOWER CHILDREN: HOW THE 1960s RUINED A COUNTRY
The microwave instructions end with, “Contents will be hot”. Your kids need this. Thank any NEA (union, no competency testing) teacher and yourself, plus your own bong-huffing progenitrix and her hippie (Gramma’s goin’ clear again!) Sanctity of Motherhood. Peace.
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