A Jehova’s Witness’s second-worst** nightmare is the Christian religions of the world fireing their corrupt hierarchy, starting over on Bible-based terms, being of some Earthly assistance to each other (g-g-good works), and quietly worshipping God in harmony and grace, but doing it on the wrong …
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“Peace will come when Palestinians love their children more than they Isreal.” -Golda Meir “Divisiveness will end when Democrats love their Country more than they want to import unvetted, undocumented, unvaccinated, unskilled, unemployed Democrat voters.” -Golda Berto
Read MoreGONNA WATCH CNN? I’LL SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE.
Collusion collusion collusion collusion collusion collusion racism racism racism racism racism racism racism recession recession recession recession recession recession. P.S.: No one ever hoped for a recession before.
Read MoreSO YOU’VE MUCKED OUT FLICKA’S STALL. NOW TRY AN ARK.
Noah traded his Birkenstocks for Noconas (look it up) on Day One; hippies schlepped in shit* for three days before they Saw The Light. Once back at their Park Avenue co-ops, they boosted some bread from their capitalist parents and bought up every Frye boot …
Read MoreELIZABETH FLEMING WARREN (MOHAWK? NAVAHO?*) ALMOST WINS THIS ONE
Q: What’s creepier, mimes or clowns? A: Rachel Maddow.
Read MoreSF: Mayor Newsome! A man just threw a drug syringe on the sidewalk! GAVIN: Whew! I thought it a plastic straw.
Read MoreLAWN SPRAY
Treat for fleas within a day or two of mowing for better p-p-penetration. While you’re attit, spray that pile o’ clippings that your bagging mower picked up. Note: mulching mower aficionados may disregard: you’ve already spread those fleas & flea eggs (and weed seeds & …
Read MoreAT LEAST BITCH KNOWS WHERE TO FIND THIS ONE
“My baby daddy”. Not “the father of my child”. Not even “my baby’s daddy”. Nope. “My baby daddy.” That’s the best brainless (And she breeds!) can do, and “culturally sensitive” NEA (union, no competency testing) teachers are not allowed to correct this shit. My baby …
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Which is more moronic: ‘It Takes A Village” -or- My Baby Daddy?” Win a pitchfork & torch from the DNC
Read MoreDEATH BEFORE DIVULGING
Q: Why be a Trump toady rather than a Clinton crony? A: Last I heard it’s 63 times safer. (That includes a man whose dog ate his head,) Q: Is a dachshund capable of making a head go away in 8 hours? A: That depends …
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